You’re different.

Now sound like it, with copy that’s YOU.


You’ve got an idea.

It’s a GD banger. Better yet: it’s actually a bit of a snooze—but not for long.

Ever seen a Geico commercial? Even insurance can fascinate with the right creative.

And you want to fascinate. To sell, to delight, to lure funders, or just because it hurts your wild soul to sound like yet another approachable, friendly, excuse me while I barf up beige brand.

About you


I’ve got your six.

I’m Kira Stoops, a fancy-schmancy brand strategist by day and a cannonball of repressed writing energy by night. I NEED AN OUTLET. I need a muse. (It’s you.) But back to me.

As an ad agency copywriter turned feral freelancer with ~20 years in the trenches—aka, a professional—OF COURSE I’m gonna prioritize results and ROI.

I’m just gonna do it evil alter-ego style here.

About moi


let’s get results.

When you’ve got swagger (and you will), a few miserable haters won’t like you anymore. Way, waaay more people will really, really love you, though.

I’ll make sure it’s the right ones.

Best of all: you’re going to love it, too. Especially the results.

About us

unabashed favorites

Kira Stoops cackles gleefully, knowing she's written the best copy in all of Bozeman. Or the universe.

The best copywriter in Bozeman, Mt.

I wrote that for SEO. But like, who’s gonna fight a gray-haired lady who remembers darkrooms?

(Hopefully someone. I need an arch nemesis. Then I can mwuahaha to the max as pictured at right.)

Let’s f’n go.

Don’t chicken out now, son. (Unless you love revisions, aren’t willing to throw at least a thou at your project, or need a lot of facetime and handholding—we won’t be a match.)

As for the rest of you brave dreamers—can’t wait to hear what you’ve got cooking.

I’m currently booking, which never happens, so get in while the getting’s good!